If you ask me, I'm pretty low-maintenance. I'm not terribly particular and I have a tendency to go with the flow. I don't kick up much of a fuss. When I say I'll be ready in 15 minutes I generally mean it - I'm not a primper. I don't expect jewelry or any other manner of fanciness for - well, really - anything. I like people who are who they are and if someone tried to change for me, I would be more horrified than pleased.
I'm easy like Sunday Morning.
That's the very definition of low-maintenance, no?
Turns out I'm high emotional maintenance.
I need a lot of reassurance. My feelings get hurt at every real and imagined slight. I need to know where I stand. Tell me more about my eyes.
I'm not, apparently, always easy to be around.
A high-maintenance frumpy bohemian. Sounds like an oxymoron. But it's not. It's me. (And you - the one who said, "Not an oxymoron, then, just a regular moron." - you're not even half as clever as you think you are.)
What sort of maintenance do you require?